Il Tempo Bistro - Wien

Awful, awful, awful place. The food is a tasteless cacophony of misery. The service is terrible. The drinks are cheap. Brace yourself if you go to the toilet and catch a glimpse of the kitchen. I advise you do this before you eat anything. It...is the worst dining experience I have ever had the misfortune of living through. The only reason I managed to choke the bland offering down was because I had been travelling and not eaten for 6 hours. If I had the energy I would've just left. After eating I felt dirty for not having complained and refused it. Hateful hateful hateful awful place and very unfortunate that one of my most memorable things in Vienna was this abysmal dive.

The tea arrived without lemon and the bartender didn't ask me what kind of tea I would like to have. I asked for a slice of lemon and he arrived with lemon juice. The service wasn't good and the bill arrived in a piece of...paper.

Salad drowned in dressing, fish soup from canned tuna and too salty. Toilets dirty. Terrible experience. Should the reviews have been checked before you sit down.

The four of us wanted to warm up, as it was bitterly cold in Vienna, broken off at El Tempo Bistro and ordered 2 cappuccino and two latte' Then we decided to have a bottle of wine, 2 chicken chips and two pizzas. The bistro was not very busy and had no particularly beautiful atmosphere. Service was good, and our bill came to £95 euros. Not much more about the place really being said.

We called Il tempo as it is only a few minutes walk from the Spanish Riding School and we came from the morning show and went back to the afternoon tour. We ordered coffees and roasted ham and cheese sandwiches, with... a piece of cake. When we asked for the bill, we saw that it was about half as much as we thought, but the waiter noticed that and realized that it was for the next table. What we could just cost under €20. The coffees were accompanied by a small glass of water.