Pizza Express - TUNBRIDGE WELLS

Visited recently with my family and can honestly say I won’t be returning. Halloumi bites very small portion. Calamari very small portion, both well over priced for frozen and tasteless cuisine. Sloppy guiseppe pizza hardly any toppings. Raw slaw was good but again small portion. Asked if we would like any sauces with our meal, yes please, mayonnaise……only to be told they don’t do mayonnaise….. come on, everyone loves a bit of mayo! All that was on offer was garlic oil or chilli oil. The worst £200 I’ve ever spent.

I waited for 1 hour for a couple of pizzas at Pizza Express. They were burnt and dry. I expected better from them. I will not be returning for a while.

Really good service, lovely bunch of people working here and just delicious food. Especially the carbonara which I always think is SO much nicer with linguine than spaghetti. There’s a lovely buzz to this place which is also down to the layout lovely dramatic atmosphere with the galleried first floor, spiral staircase etc. BUT the men’s loos in this place are disgraceful. Goodness knows when I was last here but it was quite a long time ago and the urinals were taped off with hazard tape then! Was that months ago? No it was longer than that. In addition the toilets are, euch, grubby, worn, damp patches everywhere. Someone is not keeping the place in A1 condition for its age and type which is the repair standard required by a normal fully repairing and insuring lease. Needs attention.

The service at this restaurant was incredibly quick and the food was delicious. Isik, our server, was exceptional in ensuring we had all that we needed and greeted us warmly from the moment we entered.

My pizza was tepid, tasteless, over-baked and unsliced. Ugh! It is quite an achievement to make a cheesy pizza that is un-cheesy and so unappetising. It is almost as if the chef were trying to put us off pizza for the sake of our waistlines