Mr. B's - Somerville

Many drunk 1am doordash orders and I am conflicted. It's good in the moment, next day I am a shell of a human. People talk about taco bell, but Mr. B's is truly the final boss for your digestive system. I am convinced that consuming an entire buffalo chicken pizza from this establishment is equivalent to smoking 40 packs of cigarettes. If you aren't tempted to **** the bed at 4am after eating this food, you'll at least have the peace of mind knowing you probably won't make it to 55 years of age. I've never gagged while eating a chicken Caesar salad wrap until Mr.Bs, nor has 6 mozzarella sticks ever made me beg the porcelain gods for the sweet kiss of death. I would avoid this place at all costs, ordering only if your BAC is at least 0.18 and you haven't met your households quota for toilet paper consumption.

I am so upset. I’ve ordered from here before a handful of times and love their chicken. Today I ordered and the chicken arrived burnt BLACK, it was completely inedible. I don’t know how the restaurant thought it was okay to send this out rather than make another batch. Worst of all, DoorDash refused to refund me the full amount so I am throwing away $20 on a restaurant that doesn’t care if it makes people sick by sending out completely burnt food. Never ordering again. Especially after reading the other reviews.

Absolutely not.Sometimes I like to go against the popular opinion and give restaurants a try in spite the bad reviews thinking they might actually be okay, I need to really stop being too optimistic.I ordered a large regular cheese pizza. And blueberry pancakes. The pizza was thinner than tracing paper, on top of that it had inedible burnt spots, and the cheese was beyond questionable. When I peeled the cheese off the slices the bottom layer of the cheese looked brown and old. You can tell very little effort is put into the food. It was kinda gross. The pancakes tasted flat. Slightly like refrigerator. the pizza was worth probably 7$ and pancakes probably 6$. You’re paying quadruple on food that just doesn’t look or taste appealing in any way. Never again.

We got a cheese pizza and mozzarella stick from this place and it was disgusting, the pizza didn’t even look edible and the marinara sauce for the mozzarella sticks was watered down and just not edible. Will never order from here again.

Scam likely place for sure, the Uber app has them open at past there closing time on the website and in store, I personally never ordered but from looking at the reviews I thank the lord I did not get scammed by this restaurant nor eat this pathetic food.