Longboard's Grill - Santa Barbara

Where do I begin? It was seat yourself and I found a table for 2 that had not been cleaned. Nothing was on the table but a bottle of ketchup. They never wiped my table down. I could live with that. I asked for an ice tea it arrived five minutes later with no sugar, etc. I ordered the fish and chips which were on a tray as big as my hand. I started eating them when I realized the were cold

It was a decent experience. Lots of sea engles and pigeons. One pigeon landed on our table. I scared it away. Also, I bearly got any of their secret sauce on my harbor burger that was $21. Plus tax. I got allot of pickles and one slice of tomato and one big leaf of lettuce with seasoned soft crip fries and one Dil Pickle cut vertically sliced. I asked for their BBQ to add on my Harbor Burger and it was a better experience for me with their strawberry lemonade. Our waitress Brianna was gorgeous ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ᵇᵗʷ. Have her an extra tip for great services with a positive attitude and a beautiful smile.

I would absolutely skip this restaurant... It was filthy with birds everywhere I know there isn't a lot you can do to control this) but the bird feathers and poo everywhere on the patio and even inside the building made it feel very unsanitary. Combine that with mediocre VERY over priced food. $27 for a Burger that was only OK) I know this place is a Santa Barbara O.G spot- but we really don't understand why.

Be prepared to have to protect your food from pigeons, even indoors. They tell you they can't do anything about it. My daughter literally had to hold out a utensil and swat pigeons away from flying and landing on our food and table. Can't even imagine if it pooped or if feathers landed in our food.

We ate at this restaurant during a recent visit to Santa Barbara. It is a typical tourist dive with salads, burgers, fish chips, etc. There is outdoor seating upstairs on the rooftop patio. Beware of the aggressive birds up there though! Everything about our experience was fine but not spectacular. The food is ok and the service was adequate. Overall, it's a decent place to eat on the wharf but next time we would probably try one of the other places there.