Secret Pizza - Paradise

Secret Pizza: The Sinister Truth As I arrived at the hotel, I was excited to discover another one of Vegas’s hidden gems. I knew it was just going to be a pizza place, but something about having to find it excited me. What began with excitement quickly turned into horror. When I finally arrived, I thought it was a quaint little pizza shop, whose secret was simply not advertising the location. I was mistaken. I ordered my food like I would anywhere else, but the cashier seemed off. He wasn’t reacting. What initially looked like a smile on his face had turned into a lifeless grin as I got a closer look. It was a mannequin. The noises of customers, cooks, and food being made that I heard before I walked in were nothing but a recording being played from a speaker system. What had I gotten into? Where was I? I turned around to exit the restaurant, uncomfortable and confused. I walked down the same hallway I had entered through, each step getting faster as the strangeness of the situation dawned on me. By the time I was back to the elevator, I had broken into a full sprint, weaving through crowds of leather-backed dolphins studying advanced algebra and pickleball players eating soup underneath broken televisions. Just when I thought I had escaped the fever dream I had faced inside, The All Foreseeing Owl of Southern Paraguay emerged from the shadows only to mutter a single phrase: “You are a pizza.”

There will be a line most likely, but it is worth the wait. The sliced sausage is amazing, highly recommend a sausage pepperoni pizza with the red sauce. The white sauce is good too, just much more doughy. It is not an actual deep dish, but it's still good. Almost better off getting an entire pizza and having leftovers. Just go to the second floor of the cosmopolitan, find the hallway with the vinyls covering it and you're there! There will most likely be a line which makes it easier to find

The place is hidden down a hallway like you are going to the bathroom. The pizza was fine. I had a slice so it's reheated.

Came in for a slice. Had not been in a while. Still the best pizza in Vegas. Its the crust! So tasty. Nice little spot. We will be back again!

Trash pizza floppy piece of garbage no idea why it’s busy no clue top 5 worst pizza I’ve ever had id rather have dominos or Pizza Hut overpriced garbage