The Standard Chinese Takeaway

1st time using The Standard Chinese... and the last. Worst chinese meal we've ever had, apart from being stone cold when it arrived, there was hardly any beef in the beef and oyster sauce, in fact I don't even think it was oyster sauce, it cetainly didn't taste like it. Pathetic portion of prawn toast, what would have usually been 1 quater was cut in to 3 pieces unbelievable. Chow mein not too bad although we paid a little extra for sauce and there wasn't any on, not much chicken either. Only put 1 star because you can't put 0!

Worse Chinese ever had a meal from, twice now been horrible, should of learnt the first time, small portions and cold food, we only drove 100 yards up the road on way home from having a drink with friends and was cold by time opened the packaging. Save your money buy elsewhere, avoid at all costs. Meal type: Other Price per person: £10–20

Very disappointed. Ordered deep fried crispy beef with szechuan sauce . The sauce was brown in colour rather than a dark red. Was tasteless and definitely not a hint of spice how it should do. The restaurant was very nice and made us a new one however there was difference. The worst Szechuan sauce I have ever tasted ... Meal type: Dinner Price per person: £10–20

Service: Delivery Meal type: Other Price per person: £50–60 Recommended dishes: Deep Fried Pork, Salt Chilli Chicken, Barbecue Spare Ribs

Asked for UDON or RICE noodles and specifically said I don’t eat egg ones. Also ordered chips, crispy seaweed and a sweet sour sauce On returning home, I realised they have in fact given me egg noodles. The one thing I SPECIFICALLY asked them not to give me. On top of that there was no sauce and the seaweed was so greasy and tasteless I had to add my own salt and sugar to make it taste anything like it’s supposed to. The only good thing was the chips but everything else was awful and I wasted money. I was too worn out to go back and complain so I’ll take the loss but I absolutely won’t be returning. There’s way better Chinese takeaways in seaham that actually give you what you ask for.