Alchemy Café

Normally a pretty standard smoothie bar for after the gym, but the past several times there have been errors to our order. No protein in our drink despite paying for it or simply the wrong smoothie. Proceed with caution.

Everything takes sooo long. Delicious when you get it but don’t stop if you’re in a rush.

First time here, and will be my last. I came with my friend on my lunch break hoping for a quick in and out lunch. I get it, it was a busy lunch time. I ordered a turkey and bacon sandwich. However, we ordered at 12:15 and my friend got her food about 15 minutes later which is fine. I then at 12:45 asked if I could just get my food to go, and waited 15 more minutes. At that point, it was 1:05 and I just then received my food. So 50 minutes later, I receive my sandwich and couldn’t even enjoy my food and sit and eat it. Then, in attempt to make things better, they say they threw in a coupon for a free smoothie and free sandwich. I look in the bag when I get in the car, and the coupon is for a free sandwich with the purchase of their meal prep, and a coupon for $10 off at W Nail Bar. Nothing to make it right. I will not be coming back here.

I got the turkey tzatziki sandwich and it was FIRE. The girl working was really sweet, I ordered ahead and my order was ready on time. I don’t understand the bad reviews. If you’re in a rush, order ahead. If you want something cheap and fast, go to McDonald’s. I’m thankful there’s still health conscious places (not talking salads, I’m talking nitrates and cheap processed meats despite the general public constantly complaining about wanting things cheap and fast. Definitely making this a regular lunch stop while I’m working around the corner :

I didn't have the smoothie bowl, so maybe that would have been redeeming, but I'd never return. The person taking my order didn't know the menu well and struggled to take my order. I got the avocado toast and I was shocked when I received one small piece of toast with essentially a thin layer of guacamole spread over it, red pepper flakes, and about 5 wilted microgreens on top. I ended up throwing it away after 1 bite and decided to eat somewhere else.