Jersey Mike's Subs - Harrisonburg

Friendly staff, clean and inviting atmosphere and most important: delicious sandwiches. I will be back.

When I walk into Jersey Mike’s, I’m immediately struck by its culinary bliss. I love stuffing Jersey Mike’s succulent meat into my petite, little mouth. The juices fill me with an overwhelming sense of joy. As the saying goes, “It’s not a real Jersey Mikes sub without the JUICE.” The flavors penetrate my tongue with delicious intensity. My body is stimulated by the aroma and atmosphere, just as one is stimulated by their own sexual desires. As I consume the sub, I welcome the 14in of length that is thrusted inside of me. The sub and I are one, an intimate relationship of both love and hunger.However, the warmth provided by Jersey Mike’s does not only stem from the sandwiches. The employees kind, yet masculine personas serenade me as I order my sub. There big, bulky arms slice away at the enormous meat, while a strong tingling sensation erupts throughout my body. Their generosity pierces my insides, while the beauty of their eyes sink deep within my heart. From their sharp jawlines, down to their tight black trousers, it goes without saying that the subs aren’t the only appealing aspects of the establishment. When I say Jersey Mikes is fine dining, I mean more than just its food!?While the subs and employees serve as great strengths for the success of this establishment, the decor and environment of the restaurant brings you on a calming journey to that of a beautiful beach, the beaches of the Jersey shore. From the posters on the wall,, to the brilliant wooden texture of its tables. Its nature soothes the soul, just as one is soothed by a relaxing massage.People often go to spas and sauna to relax. I go to Jersey Mikes.My experience overall at Jersey Mikes is one full of happiness and comfort. As I look around, I can’t help but be thankful for such a wonderful place to bring light to the dullness of Harrisonburg. It completes me. The subs, the men, the restaurant itself. To be completely honest, even the idea of Jersey Mikes arouses me, stimulating me in a way no women ever has. So thank you Jersey Mikes. Thank you for being what you are.I love doing it Mike’s way.

Excellent, fast, friendly service. Always a tasty meal!! Using the app makes it even easier to order on the go and eat on the run when balancing hectic family schedules.

Most recent visit, my orders were missing some of the meats that were supposed to be included on the sandwich. Also would not take online orders. Inconvenient. And also overpriced.

Always like this place. I can count on them for good food, good service, clean and tidy atmosphere.